Roses are red.
Valentine’s Day is near.
If you’re tired of serious love poems…
You’re in the right place, dear. 😏
Whether you’re celebrating love, roasting your partner, flirting with chaos, or just here for the laughs, these funny Roses Are Red poems are cheesy, savage, sarcastic, and laugh-out-loud cute.
Perfect for:
💌 Valentine’s Day cards
📱 Text messages & DMs
📸 Instagram captions
😂 Couples with humor
😈 Best friends & situationships
Let’s dive into 135 hilarious Roses Are Red poems that do not take love too seriously.
😂 Classic Funny Roses Are Red Poems (1–25)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I forgot Valentine’s Day,
But hey… I still love you.Roses are red,
Chocolate is sweet,
I ate your Valentine candy,
Hope we’re still neat.Roses are red,
Love is a scam,
But I still bought chocolate,
Because I’m who I am.Roses are red,
My phone is dry,
Please text me back,
I’m not gonna cry.Roses are red,
I’m bad at romance,
This poem is awkward,
Let’s just slow dance.Roses are red,
Violets are dead,
Valentine’s is hard,
I stayed in bed.Roses are red,
Cupid is fake,
Love is confusing,
I need some cake. 🎂Roses are red,
You stole my fries,
That’s true love,
No further replies.Roses are red,
My jokes are bad,
But you still laugh,
So I’m kinda glad.Roses are red,
I tried to be cute,
This poem failed,
But love is still true.Roses are red,
My wallet is thin,
Valentine’s Day gifts,
We’re calling it “win.”Roses are red,
I’m not very slick,
But I love you more,
Than my phone—real quick.Roses are red,
This rhyme feels forced,
But at least we’re not,
Talking about your ex… divorced.Roses are red,
Love makes no sense,
But you’re still my favorite,
Even when you’re dense.Roses are red,
I tried really hard,
This is my Valentine,
Please keep the card.Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I Googled this poem,
But it’s still for you.Roses are red,
I’m bad with emotion,
This poem is sponsored,
By awkward devotion.Roses are red,
This rhyme is a mess,
Just know I love you,
Despite the stress.Roses are red,
Valentine’s is weird,
But you’re still my person,
That part is clear.Roses are red,
My handwriting sucks,
But this poem says love,
So good luck.Roses are red,
You make me laugh,
Even when life,
Is being a graph. 📈Roses are red,
I talk too much,
But you still listen,
Which means a bunch.Roses are red,
I’m trying my best,
Let’s eat snacks,
And ignore the rest.Roses are red,
You stole my heart,
Please return it,
Or we’ll fall apart.Roses are red,
I’m bad at poetry,
But my love for you,
Is aggressively free.
😈 Savage Roses Are Red Poems (26–55)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you ghost me again,
I’m blocking you.Roses are red,
Love is pain,
You said “we’ll talk,”
That was in May.Roses are red,
You said you’d change,
That was a lie,
But thanks… I guess.Roses are red,
I deserve better,
This poem is your sign,
Do better.Roses are red,
My patience is gone,
Valentine’s Day texts,
Or I’m moving on.Roses are red,
You left me on read,
So I bought myself chocolate,
And cried instead.Roses are red,
Love shouldn’t hurt,
But here we are,
Emotional dirt.Roses are red,
You said “no drama,”
But somehow you are,
All of the trauma.Roses are red,
I see the signs,
Valentine’s Day showed me,
You’re wasting my time.Roses are red,
You played it cool,
Turns out you’re just,
Emotionally cruel.Roses are red,
I wanted romance,
You wanted space,
Congrats on the chance.Roses are red,
You had the nerve,
To text “hey,”
On February 12th.Roses are red,
Love isn’t blind,
I just ignored,
Every red sign.Roses are red,
You said “I’m busy,”
But posted a story,
That’s wild and risky.Roses are red,
I learned my worth,
Valentine’s Day gift?
Peace of mind first.Roses are red,
I won’t beg anymore,
This poem is closure,
I’m walking out the door.Roses are red,
I wanted us,
You wanted convenience,
That’s a no from us.Roses are red,
My heart is tired,
But at least now,
I’m not being lied to.Roses are red,
This rhyme is brutal,
But honesty is better,
Than emotional neutral.Roses are red,
You fumbled real bad,
Valentine’s Day reminder,
Of the love you had.
💕 Cute & Cheesy Funny Poems (56–85)
Roses are red,
You’re kinda my fave,
Even when you’re weird,
And mildly unbrave.Roses are red,
You make me smile,
Even when life’s,
A hot mess pile.Roses are red,
I like your face,
Especially when,
You steal my space.Roses are red,
You’re stuck with me,
Valentine’s Day contract,
Legally binding—see?Roses are red,
Love is a trip,
But I’d still choose you,
Every relationship skip.Roses are red,
I’m clingy sometimes,
But that just means,
You’re always mine.Roses are red,
You’re my favorite human,
Even when you eat,
My snacks unchosen.Roses are red,
You make life sweet,
Like chocolate, coffee,
And late-night eats.Roses are red,
I like you a lot,
Even when your jokes,
Are absolutely not.Roses are red,
Love feels right,
Especially with snacks,
And Netflix nights.Roses are red,
You’re my safe place,
Even when you steal,
The blanket space.Roses are red,
I’d still pick you,
Even if love,
Came with a manual too.Roses are red,
You’re cute when you smile,
Also cute when you’re mad,
Just… less for a while.Roses are red,
I’m glad it’s you,
Even when you forget,
What we were gonna do.Roses are red,
Love makes me bold,
I’d share my fries,
And that’s saying gold.
🤣 Short Funny Roses Are Red Poems (86–115)
Roses are red,
Snacks are elite,
Be my Valentine,
Or move your feet.Roses are red,
I love your vibe,
Let’s eat pizza,
And emotionally survive.Roses are red,
Love is weird,
But so are we,
And that’s revered.Roses are red,
You’re kinda my type,
Valentine’s Day approved,
No need to swipe.Roses are red,
I’m bad at rhyme,
But you’re still my Valentine.Roses are red,
Coffee is life,
Be my Valentine,
Let’s survive.Roses are red,
You make me grin,
That’s the whole poem,
Let’s call it a win.Roses are red,
My humor is dry,
But you still laugh,
And that’s why.Roses are red,
You’re my favorite,
End of discussion,
No debate it.Roses are red,
I’m not very smooth,
But this poem proves,
I’m in the mood.
😆 Final Laugh-Out-Loud Poems (116–135)
Roses are red,
Valentine’s is wild,
Let’s skip the drama,
And eat like a child.Roses are red,
Love makes me dumb,
But at least with you,
I’m having fun.Roses are red,
I’m not a poet,
But you’re still my person,
So yeah—I wrote it.Roses are red,
I tried my best,
This poem is awkward,
Like my texts.Roses are red,
You make me smile,
Let’s keep this thing,
For a long, long while.Roses are red,
Valentine’s is odd,
But I’d still choose you,
Even over God…’s snacks.Roses are red,
You’re my favorite chaos,
Happy Valentine’s Day,
Please don’t ask us.Roses are red,
I’ll keep it real,
You’re my Valentine,
And that’s the deal.Roses are red,
Love is a ride,
I’m glad you’re here,
Right by my side.Roses are red,
I can’t stop smiling,
This poem is dumb,
But my feelings are violent.Roses are red,
You’re stuck with me,
Valentine’s Day warranty,
No return policy.Roses are red,
You make me laugh,
Even on days,
That feel half.Roses are red,
Love is loud,
But with you,
I’m proud.Roses are red,
I’m calling it fate,
Because you’re my person,
And it’s not up for debate.Roses are red,
This poem is done,
Happy Valentine’s Day,
Now let’s have fun.Roses are red,
You passed the test,
Of being my Valentine,
You’re the best.Roses are red,
My heart says yes,
Even when my brain,
Is a hot mess.Roses are red,
You make life bright,
Valentine’s Day approved,
Day and night.Roses are red,
You’re my choice,
Even when you sing,
With no inside voice.Roses are red,
This list was long,
But love and laughter,
Make it strong. ❤️😂
❤️ Final Thoughts
These 135 funny Roses Are Red poems are perfect for:
💌 Valentine’s Day cards
📱 Texts & DMs
📸 Instagram captions
😂 Couples with humor
😈 Friends, crushes & chaos
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